Someone posted this little thing on Facebook and my first reaction was to play a long.... and then I saw "what is she doing right now?" and I froze.

But then it made me think. Think about this entire month. Between you and me, April fucking sucks. Like the most epic suck of all the sucks. It’s been a stupid month and i’m gonna tell you why, then i’m not gonna answer this dumb questionnaire about my mom because I know all of the answers and even if I don't, shes not here to clear any of it up anyway. So i’ll just go on saying that my mom’s favorite food is Spaghettios, straight out of the can, and her favorite child has always been me, even before I was actually the only option!!!

Reasons why April sucks:

1. Evies 5 day hospital stay turned into 29 days. See: meningitis.

2. I have completely missed out on a month of parenting all 4 of my kids because i’m having to be both places part time.

3. Ive never spent more than 2 nights without my husband and through all of this we have spent 27 nights apart.

4. My business is basically non existent right now and I haven’t had an order since March because I have neglected my website and everything else. Which has also required me to step out of a vendor opportunity I had.

5. I wanted to smoke on 4/20 and feel free and like proud of myself for living for me.

6. I completely missed pranking anyone on April fools day because I don’t even know what day it is lately.

7. I had to miss 2 therapy appointments that I was desperately needing.

8. I have fucking COVID.

9. I missed the super mario mom and son movie night because of covid.

10. And I just realized that we are nearing the end of the month. And when April is over, may comes. And my birthday is in May. And fuck my birthday.

11. As of today, Rowen also has covid.

Whoever said APRIL SHOWERS, BRING MAY FLOWERS, better me for real, because I have not endured this shitshow of a fucking storm for nothing less than beautiful sunshine and the most rare and highly sought after fucking flowers.

***ADULT daughters... How well do you know your MOM? This is tougher than you may think.

What’s her middle name?

What is she probably doing right now?

Name something she hates?

What does she like to drink?

Cats or Dogs?

What is something she collects?

What is her favorite color?

What could she spend all day doing?

Who is her favorite child?

What is her favorite restaurant?

Where would she rather be right now?

What is her nickname?

You’re in jail and you call her, what is her response?